Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home! OFFICER: Age? Husband: I’m not sure. Around 40. We don’t do birthdays. OFFICER: Height? Husband: I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall. OFFICER: Weight?

Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat. OFFICER: Color of eyes? Husband: Sort of brown I think.
OFFICER: Color of hair? Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember. OFFICER: What was she wearing? Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don’t know exactly. OFFICER: What kind of car did she go in? Husband: She went on my motorcycle. OFFICER: What kind of motorcycle was it Husband: A 2018 Harley Davidson Roadglide, Twisted Cherry with 14″ apes, stage 2 kit, Vance and Hines fishtail pipes, Klock Werks windshield, JPcycles foot boards, highway pegs and crash bars…At this point the husband started choking up. OFFICER: Take it easy sir, we’ll find your motorcycle.