Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and said… “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday – she has everything, and besides, she can…

After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, “ABCDEFGHIJK.” “What does that mean?”…

An old Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new “city” outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and when asked by a sweet young woman if she…

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s License to verify my age. I…

Two Red Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. Suddenly, one of the Red Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. “Wooooo! Wooooo!…

Children possess a remarkable knack for surprising us with their words, often leaving us in fits of uncontrollable laughter. This is precisely why shows like “Kids Say the Darndest Things”…

Ma and Pa were two old hillbillies living out on a farm up in the hills: Pa has found out that the hole under the outhouse is full. He goes…

The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each…