A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, “I’m on…

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said £50.00. Why so little?” she asked the…

A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old son waiting for her at the door. Son: “Mommy, may I ask you a question?” Mom: “Yeah…

In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days…

A guy and his buddy are on the beach trying to pick up girls. The guy walks up and down the beach in his bathing suit and nothing. Nobody looks….

A guy walks in to a bar and sits down, just a few seats from him there is a very buxom blonde with huge size 42CC breasts. The guy orders…

In the 1970s, as a child working alongside my father in the hayfields, I would pause for lunch, park the tractor under the shade of a tree, and tune in…

A guy and his girlfriend are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The girl is just hopping out so she says, “I’ll get it”.  She goes to the…