Funny Joke ‣ Horse On The Phone
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, “What was…
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Funny Joke ‣ The Mother Went Nuts
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the…
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67 Year Old Lady Gets Visited By A Jehova’s Witness
An older lady was doing some household chores on a beautiful Sunday morning, when she suddenly heard the doorbell ring. She opened the door to see a well dressed man…
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Walking home after a girls’ night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee.
Walking home after a girls’ night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee. The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her underwear and…
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Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.
First Bull: “I’ve been here five years. I’m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.” Second Bull: “I’ve been here three years and have earned my right…
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A newlywed couple returned from their honeymoon
As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoonthe young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away.“How did everything go?” her mom asked.“Oh, mother,” she began,…
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A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear, there is something that…
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