A married man went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.”The priest said, “What do you mean, almost?”The man said, “Well,…

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.“Well, I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered.“On a…

Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighbourhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley…

A man’s wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a…

And God tells her “I will answer one question for you.” The woman thinks and then asks “How long will I live?” You will live to be 101.” God answers…