Three guys go in for a job interview.

Three guys go in for a job interview.

The first guy goes in and kicks ass, best job interview he’s ever done in his life. 

End of the interview comes around, the interviewer says: “By the way, do you notice anything strange about me?” 

“Yeah,” says the guy… “You don’t have any EARS, man!” 

“I’m sorry,” says the interviewer, “but I’m very sensitive about my ears, I’m afraid you’re not the right person for this job, get the hell out of my office!”

The second guy goes in, it’s the same thing, he is doing amazing, best job interview ever. Talks himself into 20K a year more than the advertised salary. 

End of the interview comes around, the interviewer says: “By the way, do you notice anything strange about me?” 

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