My wife and I were having a serious quarrel when I said to her.

“Pack your things and…….!!!”

At that point, her phone rang, so I had to stop to allow her to answer the call.

It was her dad.

The phone was on speaker so I could hear what he was saying.

After the usual pleasantries between father and daughter, he said:

“my daughter, I have transferred $6,000,000 into your account, give your husband $4,000,000 out of it, and you can have the remaining balance.”

I Am sending a LAND-CRUISER tear rubber jeep to you and your husband for family use.

After the good-byes, the call ended, and she turned to me immediately.

“You said I should pack my things and do what…….. ?”

I SAID, PACK YOUR THINGS AND GIVE THEM TO ME TO WASH. I will iron them when the light comes.