This priest decided to skip church one sunday morning and go play golf
He told his assistant that he wasn’t feeling well.
He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.
He teed off on the first hole.
A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried is an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.
An angel looked at God and said “What’d you do that for?” God smiled and said
“Who’s he going to tell?”