Husband notices wife wearing a diamond necklace

Her husband asks, “Where did you get the bracelet?”
She replies, “I won it in a ra몭e at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner.”
The next day, her husband notices she arrives home from work wearing a mink coat.
He says, “I suppose you won that in a ra몭e at work?”
She replies, “Yeah I did! How did you guess? Go get my bath ready while I start supper.”
Later after supper, she goes to take her bath and she notices there is
only one inch of water in the tub.
She yells to her husband, “HEY! There’s only an inch of water in the tub.”
He replies, “I didn’t want you to get your ra몭e ticket wet.”

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