A man was having premature eja culation problems so he went to the doctor.
The doctor said, “When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself.”
That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife.
That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position.
The man felt the urge to eja culate and fired the starter pis tol.
The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went.
The man answered,
“Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my pe nis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air.”
