A rooster strolled past.  “So, you’re the new hen, eh? How’s your first day here?”

“Not bad,” replied Ralph the hen, “but I have this strange feeling inside.  Like I’m gonna explode!”

“You’re ovulating,” explained the rooster

“Don’t tell me you’ve never laid an egg before?”

“Never,” said Ralph.

“Well, just cluck twice and then push.”

Ralph clucked twice and pushed, and voila, out popped an egg!

Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood for the first time.  He then clucked twice, pushed, and out came another egg.  His joy was overwhelming.

As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife shout, “Dammit, Ralph! Wake up.  You’re shitting the bed!!!”