Just then, they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the cave and hollered, “Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!” Immediately, there was an answer, “Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!” from deep inside. He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
The Irishman wandered around the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third very large cave.
As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he thought to himself, “Look at the size of this cave! It’s way bigger than the Indians found. There may be a really big, fine women in this cave!”
He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might, “Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!”
Like the others, he heard an answering call, “WOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOO!”
With a gleam in his eye, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headlines of a local newspaper read…..
NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!
