A Polish man had married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada for a year or so and although his English was far from perfect, the couple got on well.
One day, though, he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked if he could arrange for a divorce for him….”very quick!!!” The lawyer explained that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked these questions:
Lawyer; “Have you any grounds?!”
Polish man; “An acre and a half and a nice 3 bedroom house!!”
Lawyer; “No, I mean what is the foundation of the case?!”
Polish man; “It is made of concrete, bricks and mortar!!”
Lawyer; “Does either of you have a real grudge?
Polish man; “No, we have a carport…
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