Three little pigs walk into a restaurant

They are seated at a table.

After a few minutes to look at the menu, they decide to start with some appetizers.

The waiter asks the pigs what they will have.

“I’ll start with some chips and salsa,” the first pig replies.

“I will begin with some mozzarella sticks,” the second pig says.

“Water, lots and lots of water,” the third pig replies.

They receive their food and begin digging in.

Before long they decide to order their main dishes.

They call the waiter over. He asks the pigs what they want to order.

“Hmmm…I’ll have a double cheeseburger, no onions,” replies the first pig.

“I will have a dish of macaroni and cheese,” says the second pig.

“Water, lots and lots of water,” the third pig replies.

The pigs get their food and devour everything given to them.

They decide they want to order dessert and flag the waiter down.

The waiter asks the pigs what they want for dessert.

“I’ll have a slice of cheesecake,” says the first pig.

“Gimme a bowl of soft-serve chocolate ice cream,” says the second pig.

“Water, lots and lots of water,” replies the third pig.

They get their dessert along with the bill for their food.

The waiter, quite puzzled, asks the third pig,

“Why did you only order water this evening?”

The third pig replied,

“Well one of us has to go wee wee wee all the way home!”