Student says he’s too smart for first grade. This is the principal’s response
A First grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Johnny what is your problem?” Johnny answered, “I’m too smart for the first grade. My…
Read moreJesus & Moses and an old man go golfing
Jesus, Moses, and an old man go golfing. The first one to tee off is Moses. He smashes the ball and it is heading right for the water hazard before…
Read moreThomas Girlfriends
Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?”…
Read moreA Poorly Dressed Woman Entered A Fancy Restaurant
The woman was wearing a ragged old dress and had a sloppy look. The hostess immediately ran up to her not even trying to hide her disgust. “Madam you have…
Read moreMajor Retailers Pulling Self-Checkout Lanes After Customer Backlash
Recall your most recent visit to Walmart or another significant big-box retailer. Were you required to utilize self-checkout, or did the cashier scan your items? Self-checkout lanes have grown in…
Read moreBreaking: Riley Gaines Secures 2024 Olympic Spot, While Lia Thomas Faces Rejection
In the dynamic and emotionally charged world of competitive swimming, the journey to the Olympics is a tale of triumphs and heartbreaks. The latest chapter unfolds with Riley Gaines securing…
Read moreAngry Navy Chief starts shouting at sailor, but he wasn’t ready for the sailor’s cool reply
The Chief played it off pretty well… A Navy Chief noticed a new seaman and barked at him, “Get over here! What’s your name sailor?” “John,” the new seaman replied….
Read moreA man buys a parrot
A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works. Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in…
Read moreA guy sends a text to his next-door
A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor“Jim, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess:I have been helping myself to your wife when you’re…
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