An Elderly Man Wants A Job.
An elderly man wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little maths test: “Here is your first question.” The foreman says. “Without using numbers,…
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A older couple were lying in bed
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: “You used…
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Hard Test
A month before my wedding, my fiancée told me she mistakenly left her favorite hoodie at her sister’s apartment and asked me to go get it. I knocked on the…
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The husband puts the phone down and heads back to bed.
On the first night of their honeymoon, the new bride tells her husband, “I have a confession to make. I’m not a virgin. I’ve been with one other guy.” “Oh…
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Love dress
A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly the recently married couple’s house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch,…
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The manager hired a new secretary
The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said,…
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Things Heat-Up For This Old Couple In Bed
It’s never over, ’til it’s over LOL After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to massage…
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